the-absolute-funniest-posts:

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

(Source: iraffiruse)

sofapizza: i have a bad feeling about my prescription.

sofapizza:

i have a bad feeling about my prescription.

(Source: newkidsonmycock11)

(Source: jadehariey)

where did you get your buddha belly bar from?

@sallycinnamo-n

Local tattoo store

there is supposed to be an apostrophe on the 'it's' in your smiths tattoo...

@Anonymous

Hey you dumb piece of shit. I got the tattoo, don’t you think I know that?

(Source: rockrtiles)

voginuh: sinnerer: ♡ pale blog that sucks mean dick

voginuh:

sinnerer:

♡

pale blog that sucks mean dick

(Source: strongnips)

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

(Source: razortotherosary)

everythingah: RT Snapshot: 92/??

everythingah:

RT Snapshot: 92/??

barricadeponine:

“how would you feel if your mother had aborted you”

um

i would not