June 2013
where did you get your buddha belly bar from?
Local tattoo store
there is supposed to be an apostrophe on the 'it's' in your smiths tattoo...
Hey you dumb piece of shit. I got the tattoo, don’t you think I know that?
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
“how would you feel if your mother had aborted you”
um
i would not
why do sit ups when you can just sit down
